I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. ~Rodney Dangerfield
Red ice sells hockey tickets. ~Bob Stewart
Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too. ~Chris Rock
When Hell freezes over, I’ll play hockey there too. ~Author Unknown
My goal is to deny yours. ~Hockey Saying
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. ~Gordie Howe
Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records. ~Author Unknown
My other car is a Zamboni. ~Hockey Saying
Hockey is murder on ice. ~Jim Murray
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. ~Author Unknown