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"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. ~Rodney Dangerfield"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:01:54 -0500

“I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. ~Rodney Dangerfield”

"Red ice sells hockey tickets. ~Bob Stewart"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:01:18 -0500

“Red ice sells hockey tickets. ~Bob Stewart”

"Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of..."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:01:01 -0500

“Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too. ~Chris Rock”

"When Hell freezes over, I’ll play hockey there too. ~Author Unknown"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:00:25 -0500

“When Hell freezes over, I’ll play hockey there too. ~Author Unknown”

"My goal is to deny yours. ~Hockey Saying"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:59:56 -0500

“My goal is to deny yours. ~Hockey Saying”

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. ~Gordie Howe"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:59:42 -0500

“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. ~Gordie Howe”

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records. ..."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:58:58 -0500

“Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records. ~Author Unknown”

"My other car is a Zamboni. ~Hockey Saying"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:58:36 -0500

“My other car is a Zamboni. ~Hockey Saying”

"Hockey is murder on ice. ~Jim Murray"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:58:13 -0500

“Hockey is murder on ice. ~Jim Murray”

"Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. ~Author Unknown"

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:57:29 -0500

“Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. ~Author Unknown”

"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000..."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:56:48 -0500

“How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante”

"A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another. ..."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:56:13 -0500

“A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another. ~Jimmy Cannon”

"October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey,..."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:55:56 -0500

“October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. ~Jason Love”

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:55:25 -0500

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. ~Steve Rushin

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:52:00 -0500

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~Doug Larson

”A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey...

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:46:00 -0500

”A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.” –Wayne Gretzky

“Forget about style; worry about results.”

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:42:00 -0500

“Forget about style; worry about results.”